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When a guy you have been bumping uglies with, on and off for a few months, gives you the cold shoulder, not returning texts, gets a proper "girlfriend" and generally acts like a douchebag. You move on, months go by, but as soon as other guys start sniffing around, douchebag gets back in touch - having some kind of dixth sense - like his tallywhacker knows when there is competition......
Girl 1: "FFS, I just gotta txt from douchebag - I aint from him in months. Typical, as soon as there are other guys on the scene, he wants to tap this ass again......"
Girl 2: "What ya gonna do?"
Girl 1: "Dunno, its like he's got a dixth sense or somat"
*texts douchebag anyway*
Girl 2: "What ya gonna do?"
Girl 1: "Dunno, its like he's got a dixth sense or somat"
*texts douchebag anyway*
by Unbearable Muriel April 20, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Similar to VSP, a specific form of ESP where a woman can tell the size of a man's dick just by talking to him.
by goinghome04 August 11, 2009