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The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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