"I want bills, green, dividends. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout."
From the song "Git Up, Git Out" Written and performed by Outkast.
From the song "Git Up, Git Out" Written and performed by Outkast.
by Fresno Nick October 31, 2007
(FINANCE) a quarterly payment that companies make to owners of their stock. In theory, the source of the company's stock's intrinsic value.
A company's dividends are usually chosen to be as regular as possible; they can be considerably lower than the company's quarterly earnings, provided the company is growing in value. They are important, because they are the direct motivation to buy the stock.
A company's dividends are usually chosen to be as regular as possible; they can be considerably lower than the company's quarterly earnings, provided the company is growing in value. They are important, because they are the direct motivation to buy the stock.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).
Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"
Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
by drewbob August 29, 2007
I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?
by Nick Shade July 01, 2012
An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.
Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
by Simenski June 18, 2018
When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
by Effmanny June 04, 2010
Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011