To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.
After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.
by the defecation station June 27, 2008
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When the girl does a hand stand with her ass in the air, the the man subsequently runs at her fully erect and dives attempting to land directly in her.
by Modus1 October 04, 2019
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When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.
Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!
by Captains of Fun September 16, 2010
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The act of suspending yourself at the top of a bathroom stall in order to defecate well above the actual bowl.
by Dermoid Cyst March 12, 2008
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by tombston75 June 29, 2009
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The homoerotic act of a man inserting his penis into an already semen-filled anus of another man, and then withdrawing his penis from the anus whilst inserting his penis into a woman to instigate a third-person pregnancy.
In divebombing, Dom Delouise pulled out of Carl Suprise's anus in the homoerotic heat while Louie Zeus swooped in to Carl to get it while it's hot and then divebomb it inside of Bethesda's pussy to give her the bombing child she has always dreamed of.
by Roger Partison August 04, 2007
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