Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.

by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 19, 2010

Dive-Bombing Turd

Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.

John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.

by Dutch Kace January 11, 2011

Dive Bomb

When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.

I totally dive bombed Meegan last night.

by Turkey Dick March 31, 2021

dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 9, 2022