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To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.
After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.
by the defecation station June 27, 2008
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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When the girl does a hand stand with her ass in the air, the the man subsequently runs at her fully erect and dives attempting to land directly in her.
Man I should be an olympian or some shit, I pulled off divebombing this girl yesterday!
by Modus1 October 04, 2019
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When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.
Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!
by Captains of Fun September 16, 2010
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The act of suspending yourself at the top of a bathroom stall in order to defecate well above the actual bowl.
Divebombing keeps me from touching the dirty seat.
by Dermoid Cyst March 12, 2008
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Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.
For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror.
by A Random European Gamer April 09, 2021
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Gently(or roughly) sliding your cock in a girls mouth while she's laying down
Yo, I was dive bombing Mary last night and nut in her mouth!
by tombston75 June 29, 2009
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