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Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.
Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy
Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"
Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy
Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"
by Jennifer May 15, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)
sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)
sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)
Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....
or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!
or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!
by kitty February 28, 2004
4
A typically confused and slow individual. Common characteristics include a complete lack of common sense, and to an extent innocence that is brought about by the fact that they have only the vaguest idea of what is happening! Usually an attribute found on females and especially blondes.
Kumar says: I've had some ditzy pussy in my time! I've never laughed so hard! Those girl give me jokes!
by Fireplaya Warren June 19, 2005
5
This word "Ditzy" is often used as a way to negetivley called a blonde haired women (typically blonde haired) stupid or not in tune with the world
That hot chick at the bar is so Ditzy
There was this one girl in my science class last year who was as ditzy as a blonde
Simply Jessica Simpson
There was this one girl in my science class last year who was as ditzy as a blonde
Simply Jessica Simpson
by Jer-Hey!!! December 18, 2008
6
A person who is ditzy is a person who uses the words "Sooooo" and "Ohhhhh" on an extreme frequency. Also, ditzy people usually talk quickly to mask their own shyness and to speak their mind as quickly as possible, and they are usually brainless.
by Calvin Leung April 21, 2005