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disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo.
"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"

"You had me at ditch pig."
by kyla condon May 13, 2005
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"
The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.
by Bloody Abo September 03, 2006
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Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.
Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.
by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 04, 2006
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An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.
I should really lay off the Jagerbombs I keep waking up beside a ditchpig.
by DennisIsEvil March 21, 2007
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