Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.
(slurps coffee)
STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----
Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
(slurps coffee)
STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----
Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
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When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
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Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.
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A girl/guy who you work with and doesn't do any work but insists that they are the best thing since sliced-bread and isn't. Then come time to present the work, they take one look at it and then they bitch about how they did all the work, then call you out on a petty mistake and make you look like a shithead.
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