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the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed
Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.
Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.
Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.
Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
by Nigel B. Wellington III April 19, 2011
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
2
The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.
I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."
by imoldregg! February 13, 2011
3
When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.
by ShittyTitty October 07, 2017