What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck
They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
by Duke Mt. one January 18, 2011
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being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.
"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."
by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005
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Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.
I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...
by JakePH August 08, 2010
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Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle
Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!
by www.distractional.com December 02, 2015
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Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.
Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009
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Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.
Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.
by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020
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