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Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.
Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.
by Bootypetutii June 22, 2016
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a diss is when someone rejects you.a diss is also when you are interested in someone but he/she is not interested in you.
i was interested in a girl in my classroom but she was not interested in me.she dissed me.
by omar afifi August 08, 2006
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a way to make fun of some one who's pissing you the fuck off!
boy: NANANANANANANAANANAN LOOO LOO LAA LAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !

girl: shutthefuckup or ill diss you man.

boy: NONONONONONNONONON NANAANANANANA LALALAAAA !

girl: YOUR SO DUMB YOU SAT ON THE COUCH AND WATCHED YOUR TV MUTTHAAFUCCKKAA NOW STFU !

boy: ... :|
by none.of.your.BEESWAX August 08, 2009
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to be complety owned verbaly, a dramatic sentence used to put down others, a humorous comment at which a person is a laughed a because of, a reminder that the person who is being dissed sucks at life, a verbal destruction of ones self esteem
Dave Chapelle dissed a girl by saying " nice shoes!!! dahaha" Seth felt dissed when someone told him his fly was open but seth quickly laughed about it and made a comback back sayiing "thats wut she said"
by reed north September 27, 2006
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A diss is when a girl rejects you.A diss is also when you are interested in a girl but she is not interested in you.
To set an example Lamia dissed me because she already had a boyfriend:Well not really.She had more like a rapist who forced her to have sex with him.He used to beat her up very badly.she had a wound on her lips.And someday she puked/vommitted on the floor in the classroom.His name was Bilal:Fuckin` rapist.
by Omar Afifi July 25, 2006
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diss stands for disrespect, meaning you must have the respect and then abuse it. respect is not nessesarily there in the first place therefore many people do not realize they cannot be dissed upon first meeting someone
...well if you want an example of sentences look at the other definitions
by Emcee Sinnr March 25, 2005
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A diss is when you tell someone to meet you somewhere and they dont show up or call you to tell you there not coming.
I will meet you at red lobster around 8:00 - 8:00 comes around and your friend doesnot show up nor calls you.
by Tammy January 07, 2005
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