At the end of his classic track "6th Sense" on the album Like Water For Chocolate, Common is approached by a female fan who thanks him "because your lyrics are so positive for the women out here." Then he is approached by a whore who complains that it's raining and her skirt is too short and the police are coming, and he hits her and says "I don't care if it's snowing, I want you out there hoeing."
Just before the track cuts out, the first woman says "oh my goodness, how you gonna disretrospect me like that?"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”