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when you're watching a show with your family while eating mcdonalds and at the best part of the show, your mom picks up her phone to talk to someone. this is the same mom that tells you to put down your phone when she's talking to you, making this very disrespectful.
mom: hey put your phone down while im talking to you!
normal person: but wait. you were talking to someone on the phone while we were trying to have family time! are you becoming a disrespectful fucking mom?
by noisyvent February 25, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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