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v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural
v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.
n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.
n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.
by Brent, with courtesy to Josh and Travis January 30, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018