I went to spoon my significant other, but I ended up dishing them instead and now they have a broken leg.
by Wanderess March 06, 2016
"To dish" is a verb that loosely means "to rant" It is generally used in informal settings and is less forceful than "to bitch" but is more forceful than "to discuss."
by jt1234567890 January 02, 2016
by Spyrochaete November 15, 2003
1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.
2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.
3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.
3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!
2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!
3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!
3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
by Timbolicious November 19, 2007