The act of getting a great discount for walking around barefoot in Santa Cruz and being disgusting, while the store clerk feels sorry for you.
by 144 July 09, 2010
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To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.
I got the 100% discount on this new phone
I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.
I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.
by Qbou3mT November 27, 2016
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by halosight June 04, 2019
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A minority discount applies when a customer is mistaken for an employee based on ethnicity, resulting in goods or admission being granted free of charge. This can occur at such places as luxury resorts, restaurants, clubs and V.I.P. lounges.
Laquisha: Damn, you back already? How was your vacation?
Jose: I got coats, hats, money, a tray of drinks and I didn't have to pay admission to anything ever. Someone almost gave me a car but the other guy got it first.
Laquisha: Word. I got a Minority Discount in Seattle. Where's your hair net at?
Jose: I got coats, hats, money, a tray of drinks and I didn't have to pay admission to anything ever. Someone almost gave me a car but the other guy got it first.
Laquisha: Word. I got a Minority Discount in Seattle. Where's your hair net at?
by Kipunji July 01, 2013
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A dick discount is perk that comes with being a man. It is a societal privilege that benefits people whom society identifies as male. Dick discounts are given to men at an early age. For instance, boys are discouraged from doing housework in households that implement the dick discount program.
Jill told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. She is becoming a real bitch. I cannot foresee her going anywhere at this company until she changes her attitude. In this example, Jill doesn't have a dick discount so she will not be qualified for a management role. She should bring treats for the group and smile more often so she doesn't seem like a bitch.
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Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.
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Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.
by person900 September 08, 2018
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The punishment an employer gives his employees who have not changed job for a long time, in the form of, but not limited to, reduction in compensation, job elimination, etc.
"Look at this -- Euan Taylor, he's been with us fourteen years, for Christ's sake! He ain't going anywhere. Or Bill Parker, he's been here seventeen years! These guys have to get a loyalty discount." - From The Insiders by David Charters (http://tinyurl.com/98992r)
F**k, I was L.D'ed for another year!
F**k, I was L.D'ed for another year!
by LDed December 25, 2008
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Homie 1: Let me get that homie discount.
Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.
Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.
Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.
Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.
Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.
Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.
by Stud6969 July 07, 2016
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