When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

A very discombobulating way to say confused

To be utterly and thuroughly confused with no hope of regaining any intelligent cognitive comprehension after being smoked and burnt for 3 or more daze at a time.

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.