One of the coolest characters in The Simpsons. He is perenially traped in the '70s during the height of disco.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A one gag character from a rummage sale whose popularity increases exponentially upon revisit.

Ginger oaf from Hexham. Raspy at counter strike. Raspy at BMX. Raspy at life. Lightweight, hard to understand, throws up in own bed. See Geordie.

tall guy with stupid hair, likes to think he gets loads of fit women but doesn't

Converting external negativity towards positivity created by the medium of the backward thumbs up. Giving yourself much appreciation with the backward thumbs up thus becoming cool guys