After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
by Good Ole' Rog March 03, 2009
(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
by detectivejane January 21, 2014
Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.
"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"
by Dylan Niles October 25, 2007
A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 02, 2010
by dickballs March 17, 2007
1. Snynonym for suckiness on a level previously unknown to man. An object so reviled that even its name inspires fear and loathng into all who have heard of it or seen it.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
1. That band sucked so hard, it was Disaster Movie.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
by Justin Thorson September 09, 2008
by disturbiawolf February 27, 2009

