A dirty Freya is a when a guy (or girl) is seduced by a female wearing a short, tight skirt, or very ripped skinny jeans and lingerie for a top. She will then lead him into the bathroom and get off to him drowning in the toilet water, she forced him to swallow.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

When you give your partner a blowjob whilst he’s driving the car

Poop lmao

A fucking transgender fucking slag that looks like a fucking penis, she also has fat fucking fish fingers. She licks everyone’s arse the beg.she thinks she’s on job cus she does boxing but either way she would a strap whacked off her face the fucking faggot the blonde whore I will make her mum suck my dick while her dad watches the soft cunt.THE END