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A blended alcoholic beverage comprised of rum, banana puree and ice. The dirty banana was 1st concocted by Carnival Cruise Lines.
David Hasselhof drank so many dirty bananas he made love to Ozzy Osbourn instead Sharon after the taping of America's Got Talent. Of course Ozzy was so krunk he loved it too.
by Rip Fritzer May 25, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The act of explaining to your friends a fashion faux pas while repeatably deep-throating a banana covered thickly in peanut butter.
Did you see that Wesley Snipes was wearing a short sleeve shirt with a blazer? Jerry Seinfeld had to go and give him a dirty banana in order to teach him the proper shirt-blazer combination.
by Master Tardbater November 06, 2013
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When a female covers a man's cock with honey, and after rolling it in the dirt, he penetrates her vagina repeatedly.
You'll be glad that's the case after you take this dirty banana!
by Cheeno terrible March 29, 2011
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Dirty Banana is a game where women lay on a table in line completely naked with their legs up in the air. Men line up in orderly fashion completely naked. Each man walks down the line sticking their dick in each girl one time. First guy to get off wins the game!
I beat Mark,Ben, and Kyle last week in Dirty Banana!
by HUgeneral May 21, 2017
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