When a male alligator uses it shorter nose to fill up a female crocodiles anal cavity and then the female crocodile lays an egg onto the alligator. The alligator then raises the egg until the baby crocodile is murdered for its scales which are then used to make the boots your girl wears while you fuck her.

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

That thing when you heat up a can of cranberry sauce, stick it in a woman’s rectum and then go to town.

When you get super high and fuck a girl in order to forget how ugly she is.

The act of pushing a woman's face into a full box of cat litter

When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!

Dirty Zach is the old creepy guy whom is assuredly a pedofile. Often they take geritol to try and keep up with those whippersnappers whom they molest.