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It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it
You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood
by Kruptpopcorn January 26, 2016
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben
by Mc retard April 09, 2021
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