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the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men.
a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face.
by cockpit July 13, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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When youre wearing quirky clothing like golf or odd future and you have nothing else to use as a cumrag so you use your clothing.
What the fuck man! I just used by limited edition odd future hoodie to clean up all my cum! This is gonna take months to clean, cant believe I just did a dirty Kevin.
by kademacdon May 02, 2020
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When a crawfish rams a peace pipe up your ass and claws your junk at the same time.
Kevin was ramming the peace pipe up his ass while baiting the crawfish to bite his junk, all the while the woman was saying what are you doing my native american friend, a dirty kevin?
by Wayne the wheel June 18, 2009
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A dirty Kevin is used to describe an overly confident male who possess crusty lips. Although he may be decent looking at first, one look at his lips and his hopes for success are gone
“That guys an utter dirty Kevin
by Ddogmyster April 28, 2020
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When 2 males are together, one male drives a spoon all the way into the others rectum and then retrives it with there mouth and eats the contents...
Antoine give his grandmother such a bad dirty kevin she coudn't walk for the rest of her short lived life.
by Suck-my-cock July 15, 2006
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