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A dirty kelvon is the when you and your significant other are having intercourse and you urinate into your partner, then giving oral sex to your partner.
Aye yo straight up I’m bout to dirty kelvon the bitch when she slide through tonight
by OG dirty kelvon May 02, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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