(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.