the act of shitting in one's mouth, (for authenticity in the terms of Kafka, the one recieving the tasty treat is preferably your sister)then proceeding to make out with the reciever of the fecal deposit.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed