is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.

A man with a ridiculously large schlong

Dirty Jake is when you shove you’re penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on you’re face and pee in you.

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.

The act of never showering EVER. being so dirty that even Allie winkler wants to give you top. The dirtiest mother fucker of them all. Greasy, Grimey, musty, and fucking hideous. This kid jake baltes needs to immediately kill himself. Also his mother beats him because she wished she swallowed the sperm that created such a ugly, low life, dumb fuck.