Dirty cities in Iowa. Ones defined by their notorious mention in the local news. Examples of such cities are including but not limited to: East Des Moines, Waterloo, Sioux City, Marshalltown, Muscatine, Perry and Ft. Dodge. They are Perfect Examples of Crime ridden, drug infested, sex trade overrun cities that make up the biggest of the worse losers of the current economic crisis in the United States.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.