an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother
when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded
by sexydimma December 09, 2013
OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please
by never99 February 02, 2021
Condition when one forgets to wash oneself's hands after urination, or expelling bodily waste.
Condition when one makes contact with something unsanitary with hands, and omits hand washing.
Condition when one makes contact with something unsanitary with hands, and omits hand washing.
by Clean Hands July 17, 2010
Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.
by POW The Phantom September 23, 2011
Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.
I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!
by anapvg5 April 22, 2010
Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").
Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"
by Dirtyhandsmann March 28, 2009
The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018