While having hate anal sex with our partner, take your tongue and gather the little shit crumbs from his/hers ass, and feed it to him/her by french kissing them.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.