When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.

When having sex with a girl fails and results in trying to get her to touch your genitalia while masturbating infront of her.