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This is referred to your asshole, especially when it hasn't been wiped well.
Shout your mate at work to come quick. When he arrives you are bent over with your arse hole pulsating and you exclaim "have I got a dirty eye?"
Normal response is vomiting
by Smithdog15 November 15, 2013
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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