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When you piss in a condom instead of cum and it explodes in her pussy.
Her:did you just pull a dirty essie
Him:no.
by -daddy smurf- May 14, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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