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When you piss in a condom instead of cum and it explodes in her pussy.
Her:did you just pull a dirty essie
Him:no.
by -daddy smurf- May 14, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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