taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

When a homophobe participates in anal sex with multiple men within one hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit for later.

When a homophobe participates in sex with multiple men within an hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit to sniff on later.