when a guy waits until the last 5 seconds of a football game to throw a winning touch down

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Whenever you stick your balls in a ice cream cone and you make yo girl lick it

When your guy wants to build a sandcastle with the moist sand he made when he ejaculated into the sandbox

When you grab all the hockey sticks you have, build a make shift igloo around the bed, light a fire under the bed and sing the first verse of the Canadian anthem, all while doing the deed. (Must complete before bed breaks)