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When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.
Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.
by DJ Lyle May 25, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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