The act of shooting a bamboo shoot up a man's penishole while being manually stimulated by a water buffalo and an alpaca provides the lubrication via spit to the background music of Huey Lewis and the News.

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.

The breakfast combo of a coffee and a muffin

someone who never changes their boxers

when you give your self a bj until you cum then use it as lotion

Andi Vigneau

You know who you are, Annabelle.