When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk