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another term for her ass, a good route to take when she is leaking ketchup juice from her stanky.
when the river runs red, take the "dirt road"
by grotts,stew, and baby girl March 09, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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"Dude did you see that Laura left a Dirt Road in the toilet today. Must be those diet pills she's been popping."
by Shirley Jimenez December 17, 2011
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Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.
by NutsTucked April 20, 2019
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