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very bad, very serious or extreme, critical, desperate, critical
the dire issue of oil profits, that garbage looks dire,to find Bin Laden is a dire emergency, dire hurrican
by Pablo Bianchi July 08, 2006
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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DIRE is a group of 7 men that rule Miami.
Memeky: The romantic one of the bunch. Preys on on chicks whose dads are in real estate. Former Heavy Weight.
Bot: The healthiest man and robot alive. No further info needed.
Jayro: Aspiring DJ and Nascar driver. Does not care about anyone’s feelings.
Bert: The funniest beaner on the block. Can often find him staring into space with his ADD.
Beve: The dirtiest man alive. Will dog your mom and sister with no regret.
Kot aka Red Man: Manliest looking out of the bunch. Tufts Commit.

Jackomonoting: Protector of the homosexual community. WashU Commit. Acts mad when his girl is mad.
Holy shit is that DIRE?”
by robototing October 28, 2019
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Very similar to Dour, used in the same circumstances: Gay remarks, bad mistake, bad joke or generally being an Arsehole.
Gay Person: Oh! I love Space!

Normal Person: Dire!
by Jon Elvins March 09, 2007
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abbreviation for diarrhea. The result of something that infuriates you becuase it is so stupid or corny in a kind of inexplicable way. ie. couples that take pictures of themselves kissing and post them on facebook, tear-jerking commercials, the movie Garden State, Uggs, adolescent livejournals.
"this elevator music is really giving me dire."
"Oh my God, that girl's outfit is giving me massive dire!"
by Dini April 30, 2008
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