The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
by Kalivha November 19, 2009
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Alternate form of dear, usually used to express shock or consternation.
Oh dir! He really fucked it up this time!
by chicken March 8, 2005
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Used in DOS and CP/M machines. dir is a short for directory. This command would allow you to see all files and other directories inside the current directory.
C:\>DIR

Volume of Drive C is MS_DOS_6
Directory of C:\
DOS <DIR> 19/02/21 14:43
COMMAND COM 31/05/94 6:22
WINA20 386 31/05/94 6:22
CONFIG SYS 19/02/21 14:44
AUTOEXEC BAT 19/02/21 14:44

64,326 Bytes

517,021,696 Bytes Free
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To die from a skittle as the skittle will scream, "DIR!"
Bro my friend dired..
DIR!
When the skittle was diring the man, he felt sympathy.
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