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1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."
by lemon juice July 16, 2006
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass
nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"
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A person who's actions suggest they are stupid or dim witted
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Dip shit. One who is an idiot. Dip shit is offten used as a negitive name...an insult. Dip shits usually work in industries requiring them to talk to a large number of people. These include: people at the DMV, super market workers, the person behind the counter at the post office, or a taxi driver. A dip shit can also be someone that makes you want to knock yourself out with the smell of your own socks. Example: your cousin, dorm neighbor that blairs their fuckin' music all night long, or even the guy in the red Jetta that cut you off on the highway the other day.
Get the fuck away from me or I'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit!
by Nimrod1 February 06, 2006
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(1)Someone who is stupid or someone elses bitch.
(2)One who has moronicly stated the obvious.
(3)A person who has fallen for something easily, and thus had his body dipped in shit by those who own him.
(1)"Get me a fucking soda, dipshit."

(2)Michael: "Thats a flower."
Richard: (sarcasticly)"No, it's Jesus, you dipshit."

(3) "You my good friend, are a dipshit."
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