Urban Dictionary: dip

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1. v., to leave, depart
2. v., to place tobacco between the gums and lower lip
3. n., shortened form of "dipshit", i.e. a stupid, annoying, or displeasing person

You're a stupid dip, you know that!?

by Zzisjfd November 07, 2010

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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dip

to leave abruptly. To get the hell out of somewhere.

When I saw the Vanilla Ice cd in my date's cd player, I knew I had to dip.

by Laura Claire June 01, 2004

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Dip is a form of smokeless tobacco that is cut more fine than regualar chewing tobacco. It is bought in a round tin that is a little smaller than a hockey puck. It comes in fine cut(or snuff), mid cut, and long cut. Users take a pinch of tobacco and place it between their bottom lip and gums. Smokeless tobacco has much more nicotine than cigarettes (one tin has about the same amount of nicotine as 60 cigarettes). Large amounts of nicotine are absorbed through the gums and mouth tissue and goes directly to the blood stream, creating a buzz that lasts around 15 minutes. This buzz only lasts until you become tolerant to the drug; people who are heavy users only receive a state of satisfaction and relaxation.

The most popular brand of dip is Copenhagen, which is only available in natural and bourban flavors. The second most popular brand is Skoal, which comes in a variety of flavors like mint, cherry, vanilla, apple, etc. These two brands are on the expensive side. Other brands like Grizzly, Timberwolf, and Kodiak are popular as well, and are much cheaper.

Now, there as a pouch-form of dip as well. It is tobacco filled in tea bag like pouch which is much more user-friendly, as shards of tobacco do not get stuck between the teeth.

Dipping is often referred to as "packing a lipper."

I used to dip Copenhagen, but it was too expensive. Now I'm a Grizzly man.

by GrizzMan August 20, 2005