Brotha, check out this new Mars Volta shit - yeah, I thought that dinosaur shit was dead too, but this is wack!
by BRADLEY April 22, 2004
by madness03 December 24, 2015
A highly successful clade of huge, warm-blooded reptiles that were the dominant animals during the Mesozoic Era. These badass extinct beasts were made popular by the film Jurassic Park, and while the only living representatives today are modern birds, there are also many more diverse forms that once existed, and filled many niches that were similar to those of some modern animals. Some of the more famous dinosaurs include the alpha predator Tyrannosaurus, the horned Triceratops, the birdlike Velociraptor, and the armored Ankylosaurus. They also had a highly varied range of skin coverings depending on species, with either scales, feathers, quills, or even a combination of these integumentary features. The Dinosaurs were the most successful and biologically flexible beings ever made by evolution, with their extreme physiological versatility being demonstrated by many species, including the modern birds of today. To put it simply, Dinosaurs are fuckin' cool.
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by gamera March 09, 2018
Dinosaurs are the best thing in the world! Yall say they are dead! well hey guess what!!! They arent! Cuz they will never be dead!!!!!
Teacher: Dinosaurs roamed the earth hundereds of years ago. Until one day the astroid hit and all dinosaurs died!
Me: Hey teacher!
Teacher: What?
Me: Did you go to collage?
Teacher: Yes, now what is your point!
Me: If you went to collage you would know that dinosaurs are still alive and they will be forever so better go back to school and re-learn if you actually want to be smart
Kids in my class: Ayyyyy Teach u just got roasted!
Me: Hey teacher!
Teacher: What?
Me: Did you go to collage?
Teacher: Yes, now what is your point!
Me: If you went to collage you would know that dinosaurs are still alive and they will be forever so better go back to school and re-learn if you actually want to be smart
Kids in my class: Ayyyyy Teach u just got roasted!
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by Dinosaur4 April 27, 2021
A usually ginormous half lizard half bird animal that lived during the triassic, jurassic, and cretaceous period.
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
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by laser_fox March 11, 2021
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