Top definition
In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
by Samurai of funk September 23, 2011
Get a dinosaur train mug for your Uncle GΓΌnter.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get a dirtpilled mug for your barber Manley.
2
A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
by Grrryn April 09, 2021
Get a dinosaur train mug for your father Manafort.
3
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🀱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🀩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching πŸ™‰
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🀩🀩
One by one her kids popped free πŸ‘Ά
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🀩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🀏 SHINY πŸ’Ž AND DON πŸ™„
But tiny said WAIT βœ‹ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size πŸ₯΄
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes πŸ‘
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ€”πŸ€”
But dear old πŸ§“ mrs. pterandon said πŸ—£
This is your family πŸ‘ͺ and im your mom 🀰 we may be different πŸ˜” but we're all creatures πŸ¦– all dinosaurs have different features 🀩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION πŸš‰
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE β˜€ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🀩

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool
by aarghh c coom arghh August 08, 2020
Get a dinosaur train mug for your dog Helena.