Travels using a parasol to descend from the sky to arrive at their destination to defeat robots using a lasso.
A Dinkster expects everybody to know who they are and is massively big headed.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

An insult you would use against someone but also not wanting to hurt their feelings.

or what to call that one annoying twit who post shitty urban dictionary definitions

An idiot who often barges into a social situation and unintentionally, yet loudly, makes an ass of himself on a frequent basis. Often a dinkster is so socially inept that they are trouble to be around.
(Variation of a dink, with more of a clueless conotation.)

a fucking stupid cunt