a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.
My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult
by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015
When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015
The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
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